Saturday, January 9, 2010

Shoplifters

So part of my new job is handling all of the empty packages from stolen items. As I have scanned some of these things, I have thought...

"I hope the makeup you stole makes your face break out and you look like a pizza!"

"I hope the prego tests you stole show that you really ARE pregnant!"

"I hope the condoms you stole break and you get your girlfriend pregnant!"

2 comments:

Nicole said...

Hahahhaah that is really bad. :) Because if the makeup looked really good, and the condon did break, and the preg test comes back positive, they willjust come steal diapers.

PS: I too have a Holly Hobby blanket! Her name is Dolly.

Moose and Family said...

LOL That is FUNNY!!